Total Medals Earned: 2,435 (From 325 different games.) Total Medal Score: 45,375 Points
Medals Earned: 18/18 (500/500 points)
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Obtain the slingshot
Shoot mom in the face
Get Bee Death
Get Spider Death
Get the clock
Get Dad Carriage Death
Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Get Axe Death
Kill Hansel
Get Rabbit Death
Get Crow Death
Trap the squirrel
Get Fire Death
Solve clock puzzle
Get all 10 stones
Drop all ten stones
Get all 10 deaths
Medals Earned: 9/12 (50/225 points)
Collect exactly zero cookies in a single game.
Listen to, well, nothing.
Listen to "Binding of Izick Basement".
Listen to "Dark Hollow Moonlight".
Listen to "Doctor Mario Fever Remix".
Listen to "Dragon Flight".
Listen to "Fight to the Death".
Listen to "Miss Putterfly".
Collect 10 cookies in a single game.
Collect 25 cookies in a single game.
Collect 35 cookies in a single game.
Save the world from Han's craving for human flesh and collect 160 cookies in a single game.
Medals Earned: 2/3 (10/35 points)
Your left hand has been amputated, you take it as a keepsake.
Your right hand has been amputated, you take it as a keepsake.
Once your fingers have been cut off so neatly that you have decided to keep them.
Medals Earned: 14/14 (500/500 points)
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Happy Birthday to you!!!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/5 (125/225 points)
defeat the first robot master
defeat the second robot master
defeat the third robot master
beat the game
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/550 points)
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Destroy 100 tombstones
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Medals Earned: 3/5 (130/150 points)
Grab the bag!
You call that a kiss?
Defeat Cato
Form an alliance.
Defeat Glimmer
Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/210 points)
Beat the first 9 levels
Beat the first 27 levels
Beat the first 18 levels
Beat the game on any mode
Beat the game on classic mode
Medals Earned: 5/7 (30/105 points)
Complete Act 1
Complete Act 2
Complete Act 3
Click on both the Credits Heads
Play with cheats
Complete a no-gun-run
All levels on Xtreme Mode (no easy or crazy cheats)
Medals Earned: 10/14 (155/505 points)
Commit suicide 15 times
Die 50 times
Die 100 times
Die 200 times
You could have white teeth by now
Die 500 times
Die 1000 times, put down your keyboard and go outside
2 hours of gameplay
Finish under 30 minutes, but I guess you're used to that
you're glitching the game, aren't you? Right? RIGHT!?